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side handed ape gribbler

is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.
What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.
by chunk shlagle November 14, 2006
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Upper west side boy

An upper west side boy has blonde hair blue eyes and is a self entitled and low key snobby brat who most likely wants to go into investment banking or live off their parents and be a artist. To live on the upper west side you must either be a annoying Jew with a name such as (Matthew Edney) or snobby wasp with some rediculous name like (Coke O'Neal IV) these people lie about how much money they make to keep their cheap ass rent controlled apartments.
Person A: I wonder how much that upper west side boys parents pay in taxes.

Person B: they probably hide all their money so they can keep their rent controlled appartment.
by Domchugger December 6, 2016
mugGet the Upper west side boymug.

see you on the other side

When you know you're gonna mentally die in a challenging event.
Dammit, I got a test tomorrow. See you on the other side!
by Dacoo12 January 10, 2018
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born on the wrong side of the blanket

William felt the townsfolk looked down on him because he was born on the wrong side of the blanket.
by Deapri July 7, 2014
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good carpet side manners

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.
Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.
by mpm July 23, 2014
mugGet the good carpet side mannersmug.

North Side Fudge Factory

Another name for Wrigley Field home of the Chicago Scrubs.

Also the World's Biggest Gay Bar.
The Chicago Cubs play at the North Side Fudge Factory located at 1060 W Addison St. Chicago, IL 60613.
by Mr. Blada July 7, 2009
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Side Talk

When you are nice to someone to their face then talk smack behind their back. Synonym of Two Faced.
I found out you side talked me to John.
by Free The Egg February 27, 2019
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