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wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
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Web Shop Jerk

Person who is fond of buying Sexual products like Condoms, iPills etc Online
Dave is a Web Shop Jerk. He ordered a dozen of condoms last night.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk March 14, 2015
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Jerking

1-Something to do with New York. Slang.

2-To grip big, juicy, thick meatcock, and pull it up and down, up and down. Pumping, and pumping, and pumping it like gas. Throbbing hard penis will stay hard for days. Jerking,
and jerking, and jerking, jerking and jerking. You can even suck if you want to. Slurping, gargling, choking, sucking, licking, and don’t even get me started on CBT.

3-To grip the shaft of the penis whilst moving your hand, or tool for masturbation, up and down, up and down. Up. And. Down.
Usually until ejakulation or until the end of foreplay.
“Hey bro”
“Hey man”
“Wyd?”
“Jerking and gerking some guy off for 4 bucks”
“You gay asl”
“Shut up you said you’d push my 🅿️ yesterday you gay”
“Shi you right, and I still would.”
“Bet”
by Nameful February 23, 2022
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Jerk test

One who is a jerk but more jerkier.
Jason is being a jerk test today than ever before.
by Mitchie Pants June 17, 2011
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sneaky jerk

pull off a quick nut when ur paenrts are home
oooooooooooh, that sneaky jerk really drained my balls
by UltimateMemer69 November 8, 2019
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on jerk

Used for emphasis in a similar way as “on jah” or “on god,” but with even more emotion/urgency
I swear on my nans and that’s ON JERK”
by get_josh December 12, 2023
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Jerking Off June

Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June
Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"
by zSynergy October 12, 2022
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