Michael Jordan

The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled

Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.

Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.

by The OG Little Guy February 13, 2010

Michael

AKA Mitchell. Bigger cheeks than Kim Kardashians arse. Stole all of Kylie's lip filler. The ashiest of knees. only two weaknesses, Pammie and moisturiser.

"I just slapped Michael"
"where?"
"His cheeks of course"

by gladweenus February 13, 2019

Michael

A little bitch

Michael Silvano was bein a little bitch

by Dkemnnensdnd March 28, 2017

Michael

A lolicon who wears a rapist costume to a Halloween party, Anime conventions, etc. Has frozen pizza in the freezer right now

Person A : are you going to invite Michael to the party ?

Person B: nah man, it's my little girls birthday.

by December 32 October 24, 2018

Michael

A smelly penis man with long hair who overuses racial slurs.

Jacob: God damn, that guy is acting like a real Michael
Alex: Yeah what an asshole.

by Butt Pancakes December 8, 2018

Michael Vick

aka superman
a quarterback for the falcons who is simply amazing. granted he doesnt have the greatest stats when it comes to passing but makes up for it with his running ability. falcons games are extremly exciting because of vick and skill with running the ball.

Ganstawitit Smith: did u see monday night football? Vick was a G with the ball.
Tom McTruG: I kno. Tell me why tedi bruschi tried to hold him. vick cut his ass up and jetted for a 45 yd TD.
Ganstawitit Smith: i kno i was buggin out...my eyes almost left mah sockets.

by prince ingus March 31, 2005

Michael Scarn

A character that Michael Scott(the office) made up in a fake movie he made. Was later discovered by his co-workers.

"I'm really, really sorry. I guess I was just relieved to see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back."

by Tvillingarna526 December 3, 2019