The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Ultra simp

A simp, that will go to the extreme lengths of not even watching anime with the bois, to be with a/his girl.

Ivan is such a Ultra simp, he doesn't even wanna watch anime with the boi.

by Cyuse December 2, 2020

Simp Ass Nigga

Simp Ass Nigga is a player/pimp that got married!!!!!

Too Short....Sure too short said "fuck my wife shes my slut foe life" but it still falls on Simp Ass Nigga =/

by Merksman May 10, 2008

Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up

Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself

by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018

Kimmy the bi simp

Kim is a very kind and welcoming person, she always manages to put a smile on my face and although I get very confused when she talk in danish im trying to learn it as it’s only fare cause she learnt English. Based on our many interactions I assume she is a good hugger, she also has a very calming voice. She always seem to make me laugh or make me feel calm and I’m so happy I got to know them. (Also she bi awakening was my little pony so get exposed if you’re reading this Kim). She have helped my through a lot of tough times without even realising it and I really care about them and love her/p

Me: Kimmy the bi simp is very funny
Kim: no I’m not
Me: stfu you literally are

by Fuckinggaysimp69420 May 27, 2023

Tier one simp

A tier one simp is a person who usually falls in love easily. They post stupid things that normally annoy people like “he’s so cute”, or “ h love him so I can’t wit till we get married” a tier one simp usually says this while in the talking stage which leads to heart break if they never date there wanna be partner

Person: “ my crush is so fine and cute I love falling asleep otp with them I love them”.

Another person: “ ugh ur such a tier one simp u can’t love someone ur talking to

by Penut❤️ October 22, 2020

Maximum Anti-Simp

A Deep Magic forged within the darkest pages of the Enchantment Table. They very essence of power among Memers. Some call it Vibe. Once you achieve no interests or show no special attention to any creature of the Planet Earth, you will be let go of your Earthly tether and become one with the heavens.

Do not site the Deeo Magic of Maximum Anti-Simpery! I was there when it was written.

by Worrab The Vibelord September 16, 2021