MERK shit

When nobody can kill to you so you destroy them in every way possible. When referred to the game tribal wars 2; noob demolition.

I’m bout to merk shit.

by The real slim shady 1234567 January 19, 2018

Shit Spit

When you have one long, continuous turd that you're trying to shit out but it never stops coming out. Alternatively, the term can also mean sudden bursts of diarrhea.

Person 1: Hey man, come over and listen to Despacito with me
Person 2: Sorry, I have the shit spits again

by Moist Doritos July 24, 2018

Holy Shit.

Normally grace and order are used to create something Holy and connected to the divine. When chaos and brutality are used, but there is no less absolute value to the connection to the divine, people shout "Holy Shit!"

That daredevil is going to jump 22 stairs on a scooter; Holy Shit. she landed it!

by Arbitron February 13, 2021

Holy Shit

When a man takes a dump so large that it causes him to ejaculate.

Dude, that dump was so massive it made me come. Holy Shit!

by Genny2genny January 09, 2021

Holy shit

When you take a crap and it automatically goes down the tube so when you look back in the toilet and it's empty

" I was straining over that dumped for like 2 minutes so I knew it was big going to look back there was nothing it was a holy shit"

by Mike lytnin' September 19, 2019

holy shit

when reddit 100 wholesome big chungus keanu reeves moment happens !!1 🙀🙀🙀🙀

guy 1: holy shit

guy 2: holy shit

by oatmeal oatmeal oatmeal oatmea May 23, 2021

Holy shit

God's duckas.

I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.

by seanthebeloved July 26, 2011