Shit dick

He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black

When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick

by Snothalothagus May 3, 2018

Dick

Caius can suck my dick

I still love you lol but suck my dick

by I suck dick on the daily April 14, 2020

Dick

A dick is what is attached to your damn crotch

Please put your dick in me!
I’m horny asf! Dick please!

by bonjovicanhaveme November 22, 2021

Mummy Dick

When you have an STD, and your penis leaks so bad that you have to wrap it up in toilet paper.

Rob BOB: Can you take me to the clinic I have a bad case of mummy dick.

by Onearmedcat November 1, 2025

Dick Cup

A plastic container to insert penis into, to relieve oneself of urine. AKA a male urinal.

Why the fuck does a 30 year old need me to hold the dick cup??

Yo, nurse, hand me that dick cup over there!

by ProfessionalAssWiper June 10, 2018

dick raped

Rape for men. When a girl takes you're dick and you don't her pusspuss, she takes your dick and puts it in her pusspuss.

Damn Angelia took my dick and she put it in her pusspuss, and she ugly as shit nigga. I just got dick raped, like bro, what the fuck

by xhat May 23, 2016

Dick rider

A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.

The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.

Who Elon Musk? He’s just a dick rider for Trump.

by Blessurlittleheart April 2, 2025