ass in a crack

Got/get yourself in trouble.

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.

by Appauling July 10, 2014

can of whoop-ass

When someone about to jump you.

Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

by xk1ngg4m3rx September 28, 2014

furnace ass

A romantic partner who gives off a lot of body heat.

Wintertime camping is easy and comfortable when you share a sleeping bag with a furnace ass.

by EvilRedhead October 9, 2014

Ass Cunt

Zach Otto

Zachs a fucking ass cunt

by B-daaawg October 10, 2014

ass jaunt

1. Yo black slam
2. Shit you say when you angry

1) Austin: Yo I gotta practice my frestylin' so I can get that ass jaunt tonight

Miles: Aight Aight start dat free jaunt

Austin: Uh Uh 1 2 1 2. Aight aight so check it suck a nigga dick

by At jaunt October 13, 2014

ass chipping

When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.

Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!

by thejavakat October 30, 2014

ass mop

One who's extremely annoying and has no social life whatsoever. One who's extremely irritating and talentless and has a reputation for being a thot.

Felicia: Why you gotta be such a bitch sometimes?
Felicity: Why you gotta be a milleniul ass mop?

by americanrain November 24, 2014