Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

your brother is a mother

rarest condition that makes your brother a mother

me:Your mom gay

carl:your granny is a tranny

me:your sister is a mister

carl:your dad is LESBIAN

me:your brother is a MOTHER

carl;Explodes

by Ugly-damian March 17, 2018

poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way

A - "I'm just poking your ass"

by exampleusrname March 11, 2022

destress your breasts

A synonym for calm your tits, meaning, calm down it’s not a big deal.

beth: “ i can’t fathum why john would cheat on me!!”

jessie: “ DESTRESS YOUR BREASTS, you broke up a year ago, why do you care?”

by panic.at.the.disco666 December 02, 2018

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

Shut up man! Shut up before I take this fartlet and shove it in your mouth!

Ambrogeese: you look like you like chicken.
Anya: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 19, 2024

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 19, 2024