shit

its something brown that comes out your ass! told ya...easy as 123! ;)

"maan, i need the shit badlyyyy!"

"well go to the toilet then u idiot!"

soo why do you go to the toilet? TO HAVE A SHIT!

by shittyman123 April 6, 2010

Selecting for shit

Well I would transform into shit for you but I'm not a shape-shifting nanobot cyborg yet.

Hym "If they are selecting for shit then there's nothing I can do. You want me to get my butthole molested too? You going to being me some Vivans and pay me bills?"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2025

Shit

Another word for the Star Wars organization called “The Inquisitorius”

“Man, shit is going to kill the Jedi”

by Walker Talker December 3, 2020

Ghost shit

(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper

"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"

"what?"

"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"

"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"

by Mr. DookeyHead May 22, 2016

shit ton

a whole lot of it!

There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!

by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017

shit

Shit is the majority of people including you.

I hate you, shit!

by I haaaaaate yooouuuuuuuu! May 6, 2023

bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021