my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong

my fatass dad

by taint washer May 23, 2023

smell my duck

smell my duck abbreviation is smd

john “hi susan smell my duck (abbreviated as smd)”
susan “john your duck smells lovely!”

by hello pookie wookie May 24, 2023

get off my tray

In university or a school setting, while in the cafeteria when a random person is way too interested in what you are eating. The friend of a friend keeps asking questions until you say, “get off my tray”.

Friend: Are you just eating nachos for lunch?

You: I don’t know, get off my tray!

by Free the L May 24, 2023

made that shit my meal

a saying used to refer to a task or assignment that was completed successfully

“I just aced my Chem test. I really made that shit my meal.”

by anonymous May 24, 2023

Suck my toes

"Suck my toes" is a phrase for any nigga in the world to say when you piss them the fuck off.

Cameron: "Suck my toes bitch you irritating as hell."
Raven: Cameron what.

by Sage- May 24, 2023

I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023

Try my product

What the annoying video professor guy says repeatedly to try to get you to fall for his scam.

So what have you got to lose? Try my product!!

by Waselhorns1980 May 27, 2023