Brother: it’s my birthday!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what
Brother: what?
You: *spit on him*
brother: WTF
You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what
Brother: what?
You: *spit on him*
brother: WTF
You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!
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a slut that gets thrown on their own bed by their daddy and one of the bed's wooden planks snap in half-
a slut that gets thrown on their own bed by their daddy and one of the bed's wooden planks snap in half-
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Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.
The only limit is that they have to be attractive.
The only limit is that they have to be attractive.
Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?
Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!
Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!
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A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.
A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.
Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.
Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.
Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2021
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