When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.
Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.
by Toilenator October 11, 2018
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It is u. Just like me we are shit so if u came for a definition u came to the wrong place cuz u need to look up the word :you
Dude:Hey what are u ,
Other dude thing: im a piece of shit
Dude:i was going to say what are you doing tonight but ok
Other dude thing: im a piece of shit
Dude:i was going to say what are you doing tonight but ok
by I have no life. HATE VSCO GIRL November 1, 2019
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Something you say when something goes terribly wrong, i.e. when you play with the alarm in the elevator and it dials the emergency communications system.
Alex: What about the lift alarm?
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit
*RING, RINGGGG* - lift alarm is rung
*SLAM* - door shuts
*SQUEAK* - door opens
*BOOP, BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP* -phone dials
Alex: Aw shit
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