Shit

Shit is the thing that comes out of your ass-hole. Shit is aka Jessica.

Jessica is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochian for shit.

by uuuooooonooooooomie May 28, 2018

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shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.

Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.

by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012

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Shit Show

Shit Show... is a choatic mess, or an abundance of shitty work on display. To wit:

The Sur la table on 1806 fourth St. in Berkeley Ca. Is a Real “shit show” if you ask me. (2023)

by Thug Life Coach February 7, 2024

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no gay shit

said after you say something corny or cringe

i love you so much and you mean everything to me no gay shit

by please believe this dawg May 24, 2021

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Shit Slip (n.)

An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.

Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.

"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"

by FLOWERFLOWERFLOWER April 1, 2022

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