Shit

Real Madrid

Shit are awful

by Fuck Madrid November 1, 2020

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

Shit Words

The sentence that contains shit are annoying you, kinda like the word "bullshit"

Peter: Look! The mirror reflects a handsome guy!
You: stfu, you dumbass. No more Shit Words.

by Thomas Dice October 1, 2018

shit up

Shit up is when you get pound in the anal with your ass up n shit all over

She shit up after I took my dick outta her ass.

by Aallee November 15, 2017

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020

and shit.

and shit.: a sentence suffix used to add additional/emphasis and meaning to what is being said.

Friend: "What have you been up to?"
Me: "Just went to McDonald's and shit."

by michellezilla August 17, 2020

Talking shit

The kinda crap my mom talks about my dad, other people she knows, and strangers.

Mom: {my name}, why would that woman wear something that draws attention to her ass when it's so big?
In my head: geez mom, could you stop talking shit about people? God damn

by not_agreste July 13, 2019