Shit

Shit is so shit becouse is shit. Is your poop.

But when u don’t belive in shit you are out of humanity you are not a human you are homo erectus.

Man: oh no I step on a shit.
Man2: yes becouse you are a shit and you have bad luck today.
Man: oh bye and thanks.
(Man was died by storm becouse he have bad luck today)

by ATUM_Lev August 23, 2022

Shit boy

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “.

Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ).

Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright

Oh my fuck shit boy why did you break the couch

by Cuck Lord August 24, 2022

Shit Ripper

Someone who is in the business of ripping shits, or perhaps tearing turds.

Daniel was a hard-worker, one of the greatest shit rippers money could hire.

by Bungle0 August 24, 2022

Shit Showdown

Another name for the not so popular online PVPVE game. Hunt Showdown.

Hey guys lets go play some Shit Showdown, id love to die to somebody sitting in a bush for 30 mins.

by Storxstar August 26, 2022

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

Shit Hooks

Your hands , finger , that Wipes your ass

Bird done got the Rona !! Cause ole Bird done put his face in places , and couldn’t keep his “Shit Hooks “ washed

Author

Miss Katie Payne

by K. PAYNE August 26, 2022

Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.

Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022