Pokey-bum-wank

One who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.

Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.

by MisterLee October 7, 2003

Ghetto Posh Wank

To masturbate wearing an opened plastic sandwich bag instead of condom. Hence, no messy clean up and less expensive especially with coupons and sales.

Money is tight right now so I had to ghetto posh wank instead of buying condoms.

by Jack off 24 January 5, 2010

wank n' tank

The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep, most commonly during the afternoon.

I'll meet up with you later tonight, right now I just want to go home for a little wank n' tank to recharge.

by emupop October 10, 2014

pokie bum wank

Pokie bum wank is when you slide a finger or a couple of fingers up your ass whilst having a wank.

"Hey Marv , I'm ducking home quick for a pokie bum wank ay bruv"

by Dub_unicorn November 13, 2017

pre party wank

A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.

Dude 1: Im so glad i had that Pre party wank.

Dude 2: Whys that.

Dude 1: I beat my PB of 2 minutes!

by Rizzlemynizzleshizzle April 13, 2011

Blind man's wank

When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"

"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"

by nialldthaitan September 30, 2010

Wank Squeal

The noise made directly after wanking into a pot.

Ashy finished masturbating into his messy pot and then let out a little wank squeal.

by Lee Hill Wigan November 7, 2008