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Nintendo Wall 

Invisible walls in video games that block you from reaching curtain boundaries.

'it's derived from Invisible walls in nintendo games old and new that just piss people off'
"Damn I can't jump up there, there's a Nintendo Wall.

spider on the wall

Closely related to fly on the wall.

In party positions, someone who would be considered a fly on the wall except they are less concerned with the situation at hand, and more concerned with finding any fly on the wall. A spider on the wall's intent could be for benefit, malice, or curiosity.

The more aggressive, attentive or insightful fly on the wall of flies on walls.

Sometimes, one who moves about a party trying to pick up someone who is hardly talking or interacting with anyone.

Synonyms: A wallmower in relation to a wallflower.

Similar to spider on the ceiling, and a toad on the lilly pad.
"She was just sitting there, listening to everything we said, and pretty soon someone was going to notice, so i silently left and sat near her until she got uncomfortable and left the room. Should I follow after her? I guess I'm the spider on the wall."
spider on the wall by ?0~ October 15, 2008

First Against The Wall Club 

The First Against The Wall Club (FAWC) refers to groups of people that are historically the first to be forced up against a wall and shot by firing squads when the collectivists/totalitarians take over.

The unsolicited membership is typically reserved for Jews, Gays, Gypsies, kulaks, Classical Liberals, otherwise Individualistic Intellectuals and the more vague group of Counter Revolutionaries. Membership does however depend on the style of revolution taking place.

Features of this membership are to be mentally prepared to flee a country or region at any given time, to be acutely aware of how fragile any given society is and to understand that when shit goes down, you’re apart of a group that’s been the first to the camps time and time again throughout history. Like rats from a sinking ship, members of this club know when to fight and when to gtfo.
“What’s with the rifle, aren’t gays anti-gun?”

“I’m a Gay Jew man, I’m in the first against the wall club two times over. Of course I’m gonna have guns and ammo”

wall dance 

The popular dance performed by single white men everywhere.
Hey, Melvin's doing the wall dance.
wall dance by Lucas December 20, 2004

Berlin Wall 

dude my roommate is the fucking berlin wall, i can never fuck anyone!
Berlin Wall by matty21 December 18, 2008