V Alexandra

Vodka based, Collins modified drink: 4cl Vodka, 2cl Triple Sec, Fill up with Soda, Shake in ice-filled shaker, Stir into Martini Glass, Add til half reddened with Campari (V Alexandra Bitter; V Alexandra Classic), or with Grenadine (V Alexandra Sweetheart; V Alexandra Modern). Serve with a slice of lemon.

"After my V Alexandra she was wax in my hands! No woman can resist to that!"

by Lumpi October 23, 2008

V-block

The female version of a cockblock. When one woman blocks another woman from scoring with someone she finds attractive.

1. "I have been talking to that guy all night, and she comes and chats him up. Really? A V-block? I thought we were friends."

2. "She totally V-blocked me. I wanted to get with that guy, but she came up shaking her tits all around. I knew she was jealous of me and now he will want to chase her."

by missmissy May 12, 2013

v-jaz

Where one particularly sour individual stores his copious amounts of beach sand. Short for v-jay-jay, vagina.

When speaking to a particularly irritated or uncooperative co-worker/friend/etc. : "Maybe remove the sand from your v-jaz, and we can get this show on the road." aka "Stop being an immature douche-fuck, lets move on".

by Sandfree January 4, 2014

v coke

Vanilla Coke

Ex. 1
Hey bro can I get a v coke?

Ex. 2
I need to stop and get some v coke.

by SMstevo February 20, 2014

V-Splitter

A penile shaft with exceptionally enormous girth, the vaginal walls simply split. Thus making the birth canal a "slip n slide" for exiting babies.

That guy has a v-splitter. I hear Jane couldn't walk for a week!

by Ballsmclongcock May 30, 2014

V block

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"

i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block

by beckyboo76 September 20, 2014

Wantoop (v.)

The act of vigorously shaking a salad in order to properly spread the dressing. Best performance comes when the wantooper shakes the salad extremely hard and in many directions with no regard for his or her surroundings.

"Wantoop (v.)" -"Man, I can't get the dressing to cover my salad."
-"Wantoop it. Wantoop it hard."

by The owl walks at midnight September 26, 2014