smelly duck

When a girl builds up a very explosive gas bubble and has anal sex till she queefs a very loud duck-like sound. Followed by an awkward silence.

"quack fffttttt" Eeew did u just have a smelly duck?
That was awkward.

by the great duckinator July 11, 2010

Get Ducked

To avoid someone who is being a fuck boi

Tammy -Im not in the mood

Joe- get ducked

by XPCp September 12, 2016

Duck Bucket

A duck shaped device used in chemistry procedures in order to accurately release fluid into a beaker or other measuring device or simply for the joy of ducking the bucket. The proper name of said device is King Duck "Camelback" Bucket the Third.

Ms. Munro: Now children fill your Duck Buckets with random fliff and use them to fill the beaker until there is fliff everywhere.
Me: Well isn't that just dandy.

by dinojones December 1, 2009

sitting ducks

Literally the worst affliction of nausea with diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously where you're sitting on the toilet while ducking into a bucket at your feet to vomit, typically caused by food poisoning.

"I can't make it to my grandmother's mammogram appointment because I've been sitting ducks all this morning."

by cdb1 December 12, 2021

dick duck

A bird with a penis for a nose and is aquatic. Reproduces be sneezing into females pussy square.

That dick duck has a fucking 7 inch nose!

by Mr_Spazzy February 6, 2015

Daffy Duck

A massive troll who somehow turned into a massive punching bag overnight.

Daffy Duck in the 1940's: Screws with people just because he can and gets away with it.

Daffy Duck in the 1950's: Can't go a single episode without anything bad happening to him. (He deserves it.)

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Double Duck

A Southern expression used to convey sympathy for someone who has experienced two consecutive misfortunes.

Ernie: Hey, I'm devastated. I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me!
Bert: Sorry, man.
Ernie: What's worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
Bert: Double ducks...

by James Earl XVIII January 2, 2011