chocolate q-tip

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit

Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.

by zer0t3ch September 11, 2016

Tip-Drill

Tip-Drill: When a man or a woman with a strap-on just barely sticks the tip in the vagina or poop-chute. Sometimes used for pleasure, othertimes used as a tease.

Tim, how was your night?

Tim - It was so-so. Erin only allowed me to score a tip-drill.

by DonWong69 March 18, 2017

TIP WANKER

Masterbating with the tip of your penis

Person1: haha you cum bucket
Person2:At least I'm not a tip wanker like you

by Vanilladindong May 30, 2016

tip squirrels

When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.

Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.

by Tip Squirrels December 5, 2017

good tip job

1.)a favor, gift, advice, or service.

2.)in basketball, tipping the ball back in to the hoop whilst rebounding.

3.)fellatio.

"last time he had a good tip job, is when he went baseline, and tipped the rebound in, and the coach said "good tip job."

by _gp_ January 8, 2010

dip and tip

Were you dip ya nuts in that slag and give a dollar bill for the nonce

You blow and I'll dip and tip for ya

by Dannnnnnnniiiiiiieeeeeel December 5, 2016

tampon tip

When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.

Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.

by Anne E. Moore July 5, 2007