Punched in the Jeans 

To be punched in the area wear most wear their jeans. They can be on your legs or on the clothes line, it doesn't matter, because they will still be punched.

You were Punched in the Jeans so bad, they will wished they were shorts!

Punched in the Jeans by Symbi0te9759 June 2, 2010

The Joker

First off, take a girls virginity. When she starts to bleed, get some blood on your fingers and smear it around your mouth from cheek to cheek. When she starts to cry or look disgusted, yell out "Why so serious?!"

Jenny started to bleed from the vagina, because it was her first time having sex. John then began to smear her blood all around his mouth from cheek to cheek, pretending to be the joker. As Jenny started to cry, John then proceeds to yell out "Why so serious?!"

The Joker by Keith Bill February 4, 2009

The Jimmy 

A derogatory term for a person who thinks they're "all that and a bag of chips." This person usually talks in the third person, because they like saying their own name.

From the Seinfeld episode of the same name, Jimmy was an egotistical character who played basketball with Kramer, George, and Jerry. He refered to himself as "Jimmy," as in "Well, Jimmy's gotta hit the showers."

Jon: "Well, Jon's gonna go get some chips. Can Jon bring you some?"
Sam: "You asshole, what are you trying to be, The Jimmy?"

The Jimmy by MC Westy P July 28, 2008

Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail. 

A horrifying racist message that can be heard very clearly by playing old records with the classic easter song "peter cottontail" backwards. Jesus, think of the children!

Lord save us from these demonic beasts.......

Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail. by da hood' October 10, 2004

The Jihad 

This is when a man unloads an inordinate amount of manjuice into another dude's beard. It works better if its a big beard, like Osama's.

Hey Tommy, yesterday I saw this homeless guy on the street with a massive beard, and I totally did The Jihad to him. None of the load hit the ground! It stayed in his beard like whipped cream in a small bush.

The Jihad by jfunnybones January 10, 2009

The Joker

The act of having sex with a girl who is a virgin or on her period and after you pull out smack her across the face twice to make what looks like the joker scars from Batman with her blood from her vagina.

Bill: I pulled off The Joker last night, I had to surprise her with it though I knew she wouldnt go for it.

Jim: No shit dude! thats pretty nasty you cant blame her

The Joker by UncleGameTight September 3, 2009

The Juice Wrld

The Juice Wrld is were you put alot of cocaine in a girls ass and snort it until you overdose

Alex I'm gonna give my girl The Juice Wrld

The Juice Wrld by Gunner Weese December 19, 2019