The most comfortable position of pillow laying; the body is in between to large pillows. Used mostly for sex, or watching tv. Or both.
James: What do you want now?
Female: A comfy J!!!!!
James: Damn, woman, let me turn on the T.V. first.
Female: A comfy J!!!!!
James: Damn, woman, let me turn on the T.V. first.
by Filipino Fury August 30, 2007
Get the Comfy J mug.its a way of taking a shot of absinthe. u pour a shot of absinthe into a wine glass. after that u turn the glass side ways without spilling the absinthe. then u get a lighter and set it on fire. at that point u let it burn for a second then turn the wine glass upside down into a regular glass. u keep the wine glass on there for a second. this is when all the gases from burning the absinthe will rise to the top of the wine glass and be traped. then, real quickly u remove the wine glass and place it on a napkin that has a straw under it. right after you do that u take the shot of absinthe from the glass. as soon as ur done with that u suk in the gases through the straw thats under the wine glass. this gives you an experince that hardly nuthing can match.
by Flamin J February 16, 2009
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Get the J-Bird mug.A man with unrivaled sexual prowess. he has huge yet defined muscles due to his copious sexual activity and is known to only copulate with the finest of females (models, actresses, singers etc). Some men are intimidated or feel nervous around women they find sexually attractive. not him.
Hot Bitch 1: Woah look how sexy that guy is over there. I know his jeans aren't particularly tight-fitting but I swear I can see the outline of his thick, meaty cock.
Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.
Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J-Rock!
Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.
Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J-Rock!
by tasty bitch May 28, 2011
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Get the J-Dogg mug.1.A Hispanic male that has no sign of having any balls.
2.Someone who fails or doesn't attempt to get with a girl he likes and usually just sits there and looks at the ground blankly.
3. Enjoys Robitussin, feet(preferably big toe), and WOW.
2.Someone who fails or doesn't attempt to get with a girl he likes and usually just sits there and looks at the ground blankly.
3. Enjoys Robitussin, feet(preferably big toe), and WOW.
A(person with no balls): I am going to redeem myself today with this hot girl.
B: HAHAHA! No you wont your a J-lag, you have NO BALLS and your just going to sit there,sip Robitussin, and fantasize about feet!
B: HAHAHA! No you wont your a J-lag, you have NO BALLS and your just going to sit there,sip Robitussin, and fantasize about feet!
by The real ofazilirk September 9, 2011
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