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Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox
Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.
by painpob February 21, 2022
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I love ramen as much as robert lo.
by Ramen Lover December 16, 2013
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Robert Marshall

Tall bitch that wont leave you alone no matter how much you tell him to fuck off
Fuck off Robert Marshall you fucking commie
by SomeRandomBoi2 April 29, 2019
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Robert Downey Jr Jr

Someone decided to donate to NateWantsToBattle and called him Robert Downey Jr Jr as the resemblance was uncanny but in the end, they never stopped calling him that till this day.
Someperson: Ayup! How's Robert Downey Jr Jr doing?
Nwtb trying to unbox Pokémon cards for his tcg channel: Hello name I cannot read (I forgot what he said oh God oh lawd)
Someperson: From this day on I shall dub thee Robert Downey Jr Jr until the date of when we meet.
by Psuod August 14, 2021
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Robert

Have y'all seen how mad that fatass Robert gets at Dragonball Fighterz?
by Castlez November 9, 2019
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Robert

A very sexy black daddy nigga with the biggest big black cock ever!
Everyone wants him for his BBC.
Bad Guy: *tries to kill Robert*
Robert: *kills Bad Guy with his big cock*
by robertsexy_lover12 July 2, 2024
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Robert

The coolest loner known man. He is so lonely he doesn't even know how women like him. He thinks no one likes him and he is true. But one thing he doesn't know is that he is going to have the biggest Glowup known to man kind. He is going to get blowys everyday for the rest of his young life.
Robert is a lonely peach of shit.
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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