friction fruit

Friction fruit are the fruity bumps and residual fruit cause by fucking someone

through a hole in edible panties. Friction fruit can be enjoyed by the receiving partner as friction bumps or a tasty treat. The overall species is native to North America but very depending on which flavor you choose.

Aye Brooke! Do you want me the peel the friction fruit now?

Brooke: Nah, let's let em ripen a little bit and I'll eat them off the vine when you're done.

Me: You better save me one baby.

by Frictionfruit September 14, 2021

fruit!

Gordon Ramsey's new competition.

A: "hey fruit!! I heard you just made it on master chef!"
fruit: "yeah I punched Gordon Ramsey in the nose."
A: "you did WHAT"

by saffers saf soupy September 16, 2021

Fruit Roll Up

A friend that has an obsession with bead bracelets and hot chocolate

"My best friend is bethany Thomas"
"Oh you mean a fruit roll up?"
"Yeah!"

by rvrmn.vs September 21, 2021

Stragon fruit

When a straight person does fruity anal with a gay kiddo

Person 1: Have you ever had a stragon fruit?
Person 2: What is that?

Person 1: lol nvm

by Crüde September 27, 2021

Fruits

A term to express extreme outrage or anger.

P1: "Doesn't this Covid stuff make you angry?"

P2: "Ohh yeah, I'm fruits"

by A D Lope July 23, 2021

Fruit killer

A tall cup with knives at the bottom...
They say that if you see it...

It will follow you until you die....

Banana: ITS THE FRUIT KILLER RUN

Apple: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

pineapple: THE FRUIT KILLER KILLED MY KID

Pear: this is fine :)

by asshole <3 July 30, 2021

cum fruit

The act of a woman releasing her creamy fluid* from vagina and rolling it up into balls to put in a display bowl at a party to eat.

*mix of semen and female ejaculation

Oh my gosh gweny your cum fruit is delish I could eat the while bowl! What did you do to make it?; no don't tell me... you used jello?!

by Quote handler February 15, 2022