Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
by brian 2 February 1, 2024
Get the kinder surprisemug. by MuckyMike November 4, 2010
Get the SkullFuck Brain Surprisemug. when your partner is fucking you up the ass and shits on your dick( or fake dick)and you suck the shit off, and he sticks the rest up the vagina. then the partner eats out the shitty vagina, and likes it.
by Carls and KC December 26, 2007
Get the The Chocolate surprisemug. A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.
by Maddog55 October 27, 2019
Get the heady surprisemug. When you cum in a girl's mouth and she blows a bubble then you say "GET READY FOR A SWEET TREAT!" and start violently charizarding her facial hair
by KittyXD69 March 30, 2024
Get the Bubble Gum Surprisemug. When a male collects all of the snot he can , and stuffs it in his foreskin before an oral sex act to surprise his partner with extra taste.
by TheRatcliffe September 12, 2025
Get the Snot Surprisemug. The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys
by pissthan January 13, 2018
Get the Pablo cereal surprisemug.