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Sperm Rolling

A term used for the rolling of sperm, but no one knows how to do such a thing, so people just say it for fun, when it means To roll a mothertrucken rolling pin on ones nut sacks. VICIOUSLY!
"man that's some nasty ass Sperm Rolling"
"nah bro I'm relaxed"
by 7Yes7 January 2, 2021
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Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.
by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021
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sperm overload

Excess amount of sperm deposited in a person that cannot be digested, absorbed or regurgitated. Usually manifests itself in an obvious sperm belly or leakage from the orifice where it was deposited.
Look at the belly on that bitch. Definitely suffering from a major case of sperm overload.
by Frankie Footer February 13, 2021
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spermanent markers

Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.
Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
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Sperman

My German friend has moved to Guatemala, but he doesn't know English that well so he speaks in Sperman.
by HolaNino68 March 18, 2021
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Sperm

White stuff that comes out of your dick is called cum.
Ah~Aaaah~Aaaaaaah~Fill me up with sperm Daddy~
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Sperm Me

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.
Ahhh, Sperm me!! x3
by Daddy Asher June 4, 2021
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