Squatch

Dirty STD infested vagina

"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."

by That girl at Perfect March 2, 2009

squatter jacks

verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick

We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

Squatties

Plural form of "Squatty." A term used by "adults" to refer to children. It is meant as to tease or make the children feel like little babies. This verbal expression of enmity is most often used by a teasing uncle when referring to his nieces and nephews. The term is based on the observation that young kids squat down instead of bending down to look at things. This squatting behavior ceases when children grow up, become less limber, and start developing a better sense of reason and logic.

When speaking to young children an immature adult or older kid might say, "You wouldn't understand; you're just a bunch of little squatties." The children usually run to the nearest responsible adult and cry out, for instance, "Grandma, Uncle Matt just called us squatties!"

by M Christensen April 22, 2008

Squatty

What you call a girl that's between 5'2 and 5'5 with a fat ass and thighs that's been acting like a bitch.

Female (with a fat ass of course): Why you gotta drink and smoke all the time? You're never gonna do shit acting like that. You better clean up your act.

Male: The fuck? I only do that shit on the weekend. Bitch, you squatty.

by TheFakeMantiTeo May 21, 2015

squables

when two guys compete for a girl for nothing but the competition. they bet on it just for fun.

man neal and ben got the squables over that trick

by neal flippo December 9, 2004

Notification Squad

A group of retards who need to have all their fingers cut off.

Retarded Idiots: Notification Squad present, trololololo.
Person: Please kill yourselves, please, don't live.

by LegitimatePride December 15, 2019

firing squad

to insist that the female stands back against the wall, hands by her side, while the male proceeds to stand across from her (at least 10 feet) and jerk his penis until he sprays her with fluids. In a similar fashion to the execution technique.

Will: "bitch, get against the wall!"
Emily: "NO! NOT THE FIRING SQUAD!"

by mcfrato954 March 2, 2010