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Checking for Shitters

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.
I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
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The Couch Shitters

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024
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3rd Person Shooter

The opposite of a 1st person shooter. To play a 1PS, you have to have good aim and skill that is unbeatable, however a 3PS is someone who’s absolutely dog shit and can’t match their competitors unless it was a challenge of being dog shit.
Someone: Hey, did you hear Drake’s song? 1st person shooter, I mean.
Someone based: Yeah, but that nigga is a 3rd person shooter. He sucks!
by cothen April 7, 2024
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jack the shitter

ME: Hey Matthew, we are gonna have to start calling you "jack the shitter"
by jackshitmaxxing January 21, 2024
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Only the shooter is responsible

Says Ben Shapiro... UNLESS the shooter is a Jew!
Hym "In which case, it's Hamas' fault. 'Only the shooter is responsible' unless he's on my team. Then it's the other teams fault."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2024
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vermont splooge shooter

The action of partaking in sexual intercourse amongst another person of the same gender(tip to tip/anal). After said men have sex they splooge into each others bums, and then lay on their back as the other little
slut jumps up and down on his hairy stomach. with that being said the force of the jump will shoot the load/load(s) out of the rim at light speeds leaving a large splooge stain on whatever may be in the line of fire. this may lead the what we would call a prolapse. that is when your asshole falls out of your ass essentially.
i can’t wait to give his son kleedon paleel a vermont splooge shooter next time i see him
by YeountYeount April 22, 2024
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local shower shitter

God damn it the local shower shitter shat in my shower again.
by starry da great January 8, 2025
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