shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, that's shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

shark

not a sex definition fuq u

-did you know sharks live underwater
-yes

by stysan May 13, 2023

Cocaine Shark

Cocaine Shark is an honor of the movie "Cocaine Bear", but has a 1.9 rating.

Person 1: Do you want to watch cocaine shark?

Person 2: It's terrible.

by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY April 4, 2024

Shark

When you nut in a pool and she swims around gulping it up

Jim: "How was Sunday.
Tyler: "Pretty good, Marilyn did the shark with me."
Jim: "What..."

by BIGGER BORIS May 19, 2025

Great-white-sharked

When you think you got a big dick and some one shows up and is an even bigger asshole than you.

“You thought you were the shit, but you got great-white-sharked.”

by lasherpa November 28, 2022

Shark Shit

When a third opinion is proposed but it is so wildly ludicrous that it somehow wraps around to being sensical.

You are so full of shark shit man

by blueminati February 11, 2025

Sharked 'em

"Sharked them" is a term used when you use the shark emote on facebook chat.

(^^^)
Sharked 'em!

by SGAWTTRMAIMOR March 17, 2010