Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

put a brew on

Asking someone to make a cup of tea.

I'm a bit parched are you going to put a brew on.

by Jeff theReff September 11, 2020

Put the wine in the flour box

When you do something shitty or stupid

Oh man you put the wine in the flour box you idiot!

by Tammyjones September 19, 2020

Biscit Putting

In a stiky sitcuation were everyone hates you?add 4 tbs of water to biscit mix, stir, round in a ball then throw at hated ones :) another wat to avenge non friends! :D Bad.

"AAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAAA TAKE THAT oWo!!!!!!!" *throws biscit putting* "NOOOO" UwU *licks* "mmh! biscit putting :3"sticky situation

by LesbiSeaBunno◑︿◐🏳️‍🌈 October 31, 2020

Put in the Work

“When a woman performs oral sex on a man, but she’s wearing make up. The idea is that over time, some of the make up comes off when it’s done.”

Guy 1: Dude, she just gave me the best blow job ever!
Guy 2: But did she put in the work?

by Glenn Quagmire69 November 8, 2020

Put in work

To do illegal things in order to gain power and status on the streets

Yo Don't fuk with him he put in work.

You can tell by how crazy he is he put in work

by Sizzyboi October 1, 2020

Putting in work

When you put in mad work for something to get cash Ex: killing an opp could be putting in work for the gang

When you put in mad work for something to get cash Ex: killing an opp could be putting in work for the gang
“How’s it goin fam” reply “pretty good g just putting in mad work for that bread”

by Wassistheway October 3, 2020