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Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
by tbelphegor November 3, 2011
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boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.
After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.
by A-FERRRR October 4, 2011
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Societal pinch point

A societal pinch point is a situation, place or experience, created either by accident or without knowledge / inadvertently by the creator, that forces human interaction and will inevitably lead to one or more involved parties entering / leaving the situation angry, upset, hurt, anxious, depressed and may end in violence.

Many people avoid these societal pinch-points all together out of anxiety or fear.

Examples:

- Merge lanes

- Any place humans have to form more than one line

- Any situation where manners / etiquette is unclear

- Parking lots

- Any physical place where people want something that there are too few of

- Being the first car in front at a red light
The drive through at my local fast food restaurant has one of those two lane drive throughs, every very time I get in line, people always try and get in front, and when I order first and move up first, the person in the inner lane tries to cut me off, so I don't go to that fast food restaurant so as to avoid that societal pinch-point.

The other day I got stuck holding the door for someone I thought was right behind me coming into a building, turns out they were just far enough away and moving just slowly enough to make the whole experience a societal pinch point; do I hold the door, do I let it go, if I let it go am I an asshole, if I hold it am I a little bitch?

I was at the grocery store to buy some flat leaf parsley and there was ten of them on the stand, when I went to grab one, a lady took all ten, and refused to give me even one because she needed all of them. When did my local grocery store become a societal pinch point?
by societal dorf November 21, 2018
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tree points

My cousin died from overdosing but at least he got 5875 tree points.
by treepoints4lyfe August 23, 2017
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wiki point

The point at which you know more information about a topic than the corresponding wikipedia page
I was trying to do research on BAEPs but I seemed to have past the wiki point on it.
by Childish Chappelle August 26, 2017
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One point Crit Damage

Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.
Andy receives one point Crit Damage when he's called U.P(Universal Pollution)
by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018
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Neck Points

When hanging out with a girl, you do good deeds to get closer to getting a blowjob or “Dat Neck.” Which are Neck Points.
i hung out with Rebecca yesterday and got some neck points
by PlayHouse Trippin October 30, 2018
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