One haircut

When a girl is crushing on a guy and he gets one haircut and she looses all interest in him because he becomes so fucking ugly

Sam: “Gosh, hes so fine. I should ask for his number.”
Jess: “girl one haircut and its done.”

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one-teste-jesse

A guy named Jesse who only has one teste (Yes ladies; it's true!)

One-teste-jesse tried to impresse the ladies with is schlong, but they just couldn't stop staring at his lone testical. AWWWWW :(

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a phrase describing someone who is attributing behaviour normally seen in one of those

uhhhuhhhhhooookaaaayyyyyy one of those huh?

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The act of farting and producing a noxious odour, due to needing the bathroom immanently - there is one in your 'pipe'.

Dave let rip and his drinking buddies guffawed and covered their noses.

"One in the pipe, old son?" Inquired Pete with a wink.

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fan #1: one direction
fan #2: *throws self off nearest cliff*

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A popular boy band that somewhat lacks talent and is disliked by anyone except 12-14 year old girls.

Olivia- OMG 1D FO EVA
Zac- but they lack talent or skill?
Olivia- BUH HARRY STYLES IZ MY BABEEHHH ONE DIRECTION YEAH
Zac- yeah ok.

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a state of being in which you are so infatuated with a female that you are willing to depart with a testicle (ball) to be with her.

dude, padma lakshmi from top chef is so fine i would one ball that.

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