mean dick

what girls who give quality head suck.

i hooked up with that megan chick last night, she sucks a mean dick.

by Adam August 6, 2008

dick smoker

A homosexual; a guy who gives head to other guys.

Watch out for Phil, he's a real dick smoker.

by Rony February 6, 2003

Moby Dick

It's a book...

Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.

by Melville119 May 31, 2011

Free Dick

The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.

Free Dick! For the next half hour! I'm by the Popsicles!! FREE DICK!!!

by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014

Hot as dick

term used in the penta-hood to describe how hot it truly is. Often correlates with temperatures above 85 degrees Fahrenheit.

Dude, its hot as dick today.

by fivedollalove May 13, 2010

dick oyster

when ur balls get super fuckin sweaty and your cock gets stuck between em and then you just hafta pry it out that's a dickoyster

boy i got such a fucking dick oyster after that jog

by kyle cuntdick August 23, 2012

Möbius Dick

Something non-orientable that lives in the ocean.

It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.

by Mathjokeguy2 May 31, 2011