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dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking
by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023
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Hot-blocked

The state of being temporarily or (like in most cases) permanently blocked from accessing your hotmail account when you need it the most.

This could be due to one of the following reasons:
1) Your password is so difficult that you fortgot what it is.
2) Your ex failed to hack your account but screwed you anyway by revoking your access.
3) You entered your pasword wrong too many damn times while tipsy or high.
John: Dude, I got this weird e-mail from you telling me to check out your new website.

Mike: Oh, sorry my account was hacked and it's sending viral e-mails to all my contacts. I've been trying to get it back but I think I'll be hot-blocked forever.
by JDL 2010 September 19, 2011
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cock block

when a male species is doing physical "activity" with a female species .
then the male species friend comes in the room , making them stop their "activities"

then the male friend hits on the female and they do some "activity" making the original male very sad . :(
Fred and Sarah were having some "fun" downstairs in Sarah's bedroom . then Albert decides to come and cock block Fred . Then Sarah leaves with Albert to have "fun" in Albert's mustang . Fred is now sad .
by veryboredrightnow August 27, 2010
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banana block

To block a penis from going into a hole
Matt I'm going to banana block you because its so small.
by Bigbanana696969 August 1, 2017
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“Diddy block”

investigation credited by Tennessee Bureau of Investigation and Catoosa county PD along with Clarksville PD. “DIDDY BLOKK” is an Ex-VICELORD many witnesses in a recent crackdown say he left the organization after an altercation over a package whom DIDDY “fronted” to a higher ranking member but never received “good on”, a close associate of diddy’s told Clarksville police diddy felt “snubbed” recalling things being said by diddy such as this “n*ggas is gruddy bring lord to the cut“. This associate did not know “diddys” name nor his contact claiming he “seen foe with a phone twice” and that “he ain’t gave me no number to call I just saw him around”. this was the repeated encounter in the case that was brought forward in an altercation going down east Chattanooga “diddy” was “shooting 3’s” a term used in some organizations as a cover for selling heroin laced pills witnesses told us when “diddy” saw VICELORD members he opened fire with 4 other alleged VICELORD’s police recovered .223, .45, and .40 cal casings scattered across the dimly lit roads of east Chattanooga. 3 bodies were found and categorized D.O.S or dead on sight by paramedics “diddy block” is a controversial figure having gone by many names and never to be found after the matter police have tracked new gangs like the “d block hounds” believed to be founded by “diddy” now investigators hitting dead end are left wondering, Who is diddy block? Where is he? And how does he get away?.
We were walking on the dimly lit street when we saw “diddy block” out
by Street sources gang unit November 1, 2023
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Searcher's Block

When you are trying to think of songs you want to listen to while you are on the computer but can't think of anything to search.
"God, I spent 5 minutes with my hands on the keyboard staring at YouTube trying to decide what song to listen to."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."
by t12j19c95 September 21, 2009
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flash block

v. Manually placing opaque paper, such as an envelope, over an abnoxious flashing advertising banner--so that it is easier to concentrate on signing into a social networking site (using a complicated password), or to concentrate on writing a gripping response to an intense incoming message, for instance.
"Gotta flash block that trailer or I'll never get in!"
by WorldofAshcraft June 1, 2007
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