dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking

by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023

Cock Block

to purpously be a douchebag and interupt a moment.

During science class my teacher cock blocked John and me while we were making out...

by for borjyy againn September 30, 2010

Whiter's Block

A condition associated with many white people, whereby they are unable to understand how other races are being oppressed and don't understand the need for their individual political movements.

"Hey, did you see Dave saying it should be All Lives Matter instead of Black Lives Matter?"

"Yeah, Dave has a bad case of Whiter's Block"

by steelyj49 June 1, 2020

anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.

Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.

by NakedHelper January 12, 2014

“Diddy block”

investigation credited by Tennessee Bureau of Investigation and Catoosa county PD along with Clarksville PD. “DIDDY BLOKK” is an Ex-VICELORD many witnesses in a recent crackdown say he left the organization after an altercation over a package whom DIDDY “fronted” to a higher ranking member but never received “good on”, a close associate of diddy’s told Clarksville police diddy felt “snubbed” recalling things being said by diddy such as this “n*ggas is gruddy bring lord to the cut“. This associate did not know “diddys” name nor his contact claiming he “seen foe with a phone twice” and that “he ain’t gave me no number to call I just saw him around”. this was the repeated encounter in the case that was brought forward in an altercation going down east Chattanooga “diddy” was “shooting 3’s” a term used in some organizations as a cover for selling heroin laced pills witnesses told us when “diddy” saw VICELORD members he opened fire with 4 other alleged VICELORD’s police recovered .223, .45, and .40 cal casings scattered across the dimly lit roads of east Chattanooga. 3 bodies were found and categorized D.O.S or dead on sight by paramedics “diddy block” is a controversial figure having gone by many names and never to be found after the matter police have tracked new gangs like the “d block hounds” believed to be founded by “diddy” now investigators hitting dead end are left wondering, Who is diddy block? Where is he? And how does he get away?.

We were walking on the dimly lit street when we saw “diddy block” out

by Street sources gang unit November 1, 2023

flash block

v. Manually placing opaque paper, such as an envelope, over an abnoxious flashing advertising banner--so that it is easier to concentrate on signing into a social networking site (using a complicated password), or to concentrate on writing a gripping response to an intense incoming message, for instance.

"Gotta flash block that trailer or I'll never get in!"

by WorldofAshcraft June 1, 2007

Searcher's Block

When you are trying to think of songs you want to listen to while you are on the computer but can't think of anything to search.

"God, I spent 5 minutes with my hands on the keyboard staring at YouTube trying to decide what song to listen to."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."

by t12j19c95 September 21, 2009