christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"
Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked
by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015
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Bike blocking

When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.
Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.
by smalltowncitygirl July 03, 2014
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block that punt

said during anal sex by the giving partner when the receiving partner needs to fart
Bill: Pull your dick out of my ass! I have to fart!
Jay: No way! Block that punt!
by noladoc April 27, 2014
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Whiter's Block

A condition associated with many white people, whereby they are unable to understand how other races are being oppressed and don't understand the need for their individual political movements.
"Hey, did you see Dave saying it should be All Lives Matter instead of Black Lives Matter?"

"Yeah, Dave has a bad case of Whiter's Block"
by steelyj49 June 01, 2020
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“Diddy block”

investigation credited by Tennessee Bureau of Investigation and Catoosa county PD along with Clarksville PD. “DIDDY BLOKK” is an Ex-VICELORD many witnesses in a recent crackdown say he left the organization after an altercation over a package whom DIDDY “fronted” to a higher ranking member but never received “good on”, a close associate of diddy’s told Clarksville police diddy felt “snubbed” recalling things being said by diddy such as this “n*ggas is gruddy bring lord to the cut“. This associate did not know “diddys” name nor his contact claiming he “seen foe with a phone twice” and that “he ain’t gave me no number to call I just saw him around”. this was the repeated encounter in the case that was brought forward in an altercation going down east Chattanooga “diddy” was “shooting 3’s” a term used in some organizations as a cover for selling heroin laced pills witnesses told us when “diddy” saw VICELORD members he opened fire with 4 other alleged VICELORD’s police recovered .223, .45, and .40 cal casings scattered across the dimly lit roads of east Chattanooga. 3 bodies were found and categorized D.O.S or dead on sight by paramedics “diddy block” is a controversial figure having gone by many names and never to be found after the matter police have tracked new gangs like the “d block hounds” believed to be founded by “diddy” now investigators hitting dead end are left wondering, Who is diddy block? Where is he? And how does he get away?.
We were walking on the dimly lit street when we saw “diddy block” out
by Street sources gang unit November 02, 2023
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Cross-block

Describes a cock block happening on a non-Christian who makes advances on a staunch Christian.
Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!
by axalara June 21, 2016
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CoD Block

The act of having your kill stolen by someone else. Much like a cock block but for Call of Duty players who want a nifty name.
P!: "HOLY REINDEER PENIS! My kill was stolen by that noob a FREAKING gain!!"

P2: "CoD Block's a bitch my friend."
by JuStJoSh1n January 02, 2012
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