Friend 1:Man, did you see my best friend's girlfriend doing the 69 with him? She totally niced him, and he felt so good!
Friend 2: Damn man, he's lucky.
Friend 2: Damn man, he's lucky.
by FB3Network February 18, 2022
Get the nicedmug. When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"
Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"
by anonymous_123_b November 6, 2019
Get the Was really nice talking to you last night :)mug. 
Person 1: *laughs evily*
Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"
Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"
Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"
Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"
Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"
Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"
Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024
Get the Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?mug. by Nis nice guy July 25, 2022
Get the Nis nicemug. National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
Get the National Nice Daymug. by ooft mate February 19, 2019
Get the NICE IBmug.