Mackin' Off

Mackin off is whatever you want it to be.

Bobby :Joe what are you doing?
Joe : I'm Mackin' Off Bobby

by BarreraBud4206969 October 2, 2018

shagging machine

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

Mystery machine

Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy

When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life

by Cumshot Larry June 4, 2016

Olivia Mackinnon

an amazingly attractive, funny, and talented female who doesn't give herself enough credit

man, I wanna be Olivia Mackinnon when I grow up

by tonahawk10 March 20, 2017

Fax machine

Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone...

you know that thing called a fax machine? oh yea, isn’t it basically the outcome of unprotected sex between a letter and a phone?

by Doodle:) February 26, 2020

the coffee machine

When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.

Bro, I gave Sarah the coffee machine last night and she slow dripped a steamy brew

by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020

Drama driven machine

Someone that thinks there should be more respect because nobody respects them, more peace because everyone that knows them gets into fights, more unity because nobody trusts them, and more love because they try to make everyone hate someone else on a regular basis.

The Mouth of the South was a drama driven machine that didn't think she was a part of the reason there was always drama around her.

by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021