i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head 

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008

it just grew an inch

Said when a man is so turned on, his boner seems to be bigger then ever

Girl (licking lips): Mmm I love the taste of your cum in my mouth

Guy: Oh god, I swear it just grew an inch.

it just grew an inch by yummy-in-my-tummy November 6, 2009

i just wanna taste it

tastes like strawberries

'i just wanna taste it' a lyric of the song Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles in this song he helps you improve your skills of pussy eating.

if you're trying to impress your girl, go buy this song on itunes and try listening to it 3 times a day and you'll be an expert in pussy eating in no time

i just wanna taste it, watermelon sugar high

i just wanna taste it by XbytheriverX August 6, 2020

She’s just a friend 

It means you’re Marinette and your crush is Adrien

Literally everyone ever: Omg you and Marinette should be together

Adrien: She’s just a friend
Marinette: i-

She’s just a friend by Chatsnette October 12, 2020

It Just Works 

When you don't need to explain how or why something works, it just does.

Made famous by the infamous Todd Howard.

"All of it just works, It just works!"

It Just Works by Mattbatcraz January 28, 2020

This Just In: You're a Jackass 

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

This Just In: You're a Jackass by _allismine_ May 18, 2006

you just got got 

You were tricked

Jeff: I just bought this watch for only $17!

Bill: That's a fake model, Jeff. You just got got!

you just got got by TennisPlayer3 January 10, 2015