Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

Jerk.

Guys usually named Gavin or Jakob.

Wow, that guy Gavin just made fun of that girls height, he's for sure a jerk.

by zxmarie June 16, 2017

National Jerk day

National jerk day is on 5th of december the day of the year when all man masturbate on hot girls pictures

Hey bro! Today it's National Jerk day, I'm gonna masturbate.

by Pricopeanca December 5, 2020

jerk it

wanking for a good 5 hours

yo you want to jerk it?

by handle1234568764 February 18, 2025

Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024

jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)

Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!

by Bjørk December 24, 2024

Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.

by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017