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Berkeley circle jerk

Berkeley kids who think they're the shit and boost their egos by metaphorically jerking each other off. Deep down, they know they're ivy league rejects.
Jim - "Dude I got into Berkeley."
Bob - "Damn we're like so smart."
Everybody else - "stfu with this Berkeley circle jerk."
by jimbokimbo March 27, 2020
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Jerk.

Guys usually named Gavin or Jakob.
Wow, that guy Gavin just made fun of that girls height, he's for sure a jerk.
by zxmarie June 16, 2017
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turk jerk

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.
Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
by Argan02 August 19, 2016
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Semicircle jerk

Billy and Ricky were grounded so Tommy and Johnny ended up doing a semicircle jerk in the treehouse.
by DonJaime January 11, 2018
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squirt jerk

the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.
Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.
by benton69 August 4, 2017
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Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.
Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Jerked off

When someone is visibly angry or irritated but not to the extent of being pissed off.
“Hey, did you see how mad bill was this morning?” “Yeah he’s all jerked off”
by BDizzy January 29, 2024
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