irish furries

kinda mid

its so mid u could call it irish furries

by LOLSIEWOLSIESX3NUZZLESONU July 19, 2023

Irish Mudslide

When you take a shot down someone’s butthole while they simultaneously shit in your mouth.

“I needed to shit at the restaurant and my wife snuck a shot of whiskey into the family bathroom to Irish mudslide that turd”

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!

I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.

by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023

irish cookies

when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies

“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES”

by gian-carlo vellutino August 18, 2023

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Sloppy Irish

When someone with a big ginger beard gives you the sloppy, most moist French you’ve ever received in your entire life.

…yeah he ended our night by giving me a Sloppy Irish. It was so overwhelming.

by ShamwowPapow! August 25, 2023

An Irish whirlpool

A black hole argument is an argument that where each side can keep debunking the others ad infunum. No matter if it's big neither will back down in fear of loseing

"Men can't be lesbians"
"What about gender fluid people?"
"They're good only real men"
"Gender fluid people aren't real men?"
"I never said that"
"But you did imply it"
"I ment cis men"
"We never mentioned cis men we mentioned real men"
Ect is an example of an Irish whirlpool

by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023