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excuse my french

when u cuss but there are little virgin ears around u and u dont want them to think u r a bad person
o man i fell down the stairs. it hurt like the first time i fucked. o excuse my french
by kelsey September 29, 2003
mugGet the excuse my frenchmug.

Mexican French Kiss

When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth
Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.
by MrCharizard August 11, 2009
mugGet the Mexican French Kissmug.

french dick heads

french dick heads-generally most of the population
all of them, apart from people who lived away from the other french people(french dick heads)
by <rob> June 19, 2006
mugGet the french dick headsmug.

French bow tie

A foot job involving a scale model of the Eiffel tower in the ass and croissant in the mouth.
My girlfriend gave me a French bow tie last week and I‘ve been wearing a beret ever since.
by MiguelaTron September 4, 2019
mugGet the French bow tiemug.

Check My French

- the opposite of "Pardon my French"

- a part of a song called French! by Tyler, The Creator
1.
A: fuck you bitch ass nigga
B: what did you say?
A: Check My French!

2.

"You little niggas better check my French (My French)
Ugh, you getting money? Better check my French (My French)
Uh, what time is it, huh? check my French (My French)
If you got my shit, you better check my French (Motherfucker!)
I'm making moves, sh— check my French (My French)
I speak English, but check my French (My French)"
by AceForgor October 8, 2023
mugGet the Check My Frenchmug.

Best French Fry

Two people who are closer than best friends, but aren’t a couple. Everyone knows they are friends and they share random yet relatable things.
Maddison: Hi Best French Fry!
Julian: Hello.
Some idiot: Why do you call-
Both: Stfu
by Ace of Doom May 21, 2018
mugGet the Best French Frymug.

german french kiss

When you and your bros spread your asscheeks together and let your buttholes kiss
Hey bro your butthole looks a little dry, want a German French kiss
by Walrusmilk November 6, 2021
mugGet the german french kissmug.

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