fish knuckle

A fish knuckle is when a woman masturbates vigorously to the point that her "natural" feminine odors now permeate directly off of her knuckles.

After 2 hours of abusing her pussy to pictures of The Rock, it appears as if Cindy is now suffering from fish knuckle.

Big lipped Jamal wasnt sure if Shaniqua ate catfish for lunch or had the fishknuckle.

by Wrestling SOup December 4, 2012

hairy fish

a false or fictitious event or thing, its existance is as likely as a hairy fish.

good story, but a bit of a hairy fish that one!!!!

by jimmer June 17, 2004

Facility Fishing

Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location.

However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.

Leroy was at the convention center and there were hundreds of people at a trade show. He went Facility Fishing to find a bathroom near the loading dock where he was able to take a dump in privacy without a stampede of other people in and out.

by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009

turd fish

human excrement, washed up.
a UK term.

when swimming in Brighton, be careful not to come out of water with a turd fish on your head, blokey!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Tampon Fishing

When you accidentally f**k your girl while her tampon is still in her pussy, thereby pushing it deep into her vagina. When you finish intercourse, you have to retrieve the tampon and "fish it" out of her vagina.

Guy (while fingering his girl after sex): "Uhh, I feel somethin' fuzzy in there"
Girl: "Oh sh*t, that's my tampon, can you get it out?"

Guy (to friend): "had to go tampon fishing last night...f**k man, never again."

by randomentry123 June 24, 2011

Mountain Fish

The Northern Mountain Fish (septentrionali montis piscium)is a freshwater fish in the family Cyprinidae of order Cypriniformes. It is most commonly found in puddles atop of high altitude mountains in British Columbia, Canada.

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Mountain Fish have metallic scales, similar to goldfish. The Mountain Fish's deep body, broad and curved back, and tail placement has been merged with the large head-growth, Mountain Fish do not have dorsal fins.

"wow, a mountain fish!"
"is that a morbidly obese gold fish or a mountain fish?"

by Rossco! January 11, 2012

fishes hat

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused. Far damper than an Otter's Pocket.

She was as wet as a fishes hat

by RobbieW August 5, 2006