I aint never seen two pretty best friends

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.

Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..

I aint never seen two pretty best friends by lmaosure December 4, 2020

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my five friends

Five fat fags that suck dick!

Five friends got shot in a drive by.

my five friends by RandomGuy March 28, 2005

Normal friends

Three words, Roblox sex, confusing friends, confusing yourself and mixed emotions, also colours, a lot of colours.

She is pretty, I would like to be Normal friends with her

Normal friends by Balake CostaRica January 19, 2021

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Thomas and Friends

A somehow children's show about innocent people getting evilly possessed and turned into a FUCKING TRAIN. Then they have to work for some obese British guy.

kid: How is Thomas and Friends meant for kids. These guys gotta stop possessing FRICKING INNOCENT PEOPLE JUST TO TURN THEM INTO TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thomas and Friends by A really big weirdo May 22, 2022

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