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Dylan

dylan is a person who try’s to act funny infront of his friends but on the inside he’s just a horny teenager who wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend. he also thinks that they are much taller than everyone when in reality they are literally 4”1. they are also very sexual
Girl 1- i really want a bf

Girl 2- i wouldn’t go for DYLAN cause one he’s taken and two he’s annoying af
by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 2, 2020
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Dylan

A good person, on of the purist kind, but prone to doing dumb things. Dylan is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dylan as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.

For some, Dylan is a valuable friend, For others, a valuable Life-Partner- And for others still, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.
-He just protected me from a rhino and now the rhinos dead hes crying.

-yep, Sounds like Dylan
by BumbleBumble123 November 22, 2021
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dylan

A fuckboy with gay hair and small dick which he shoves up his moms and dogs ass
Wow,Dylan is a fucking douchebag he has dated everybody and his mom!
by iDubbbzTV ThaGoat January 7, 2018
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Dylaning

A term used to describe a specific form of assault wherein the perpetrator abruptly pulls down another man's pants and inserts the victims penis into their mouth before readjusting the victim's clothing.
“He was too shocked to even resist the Dylaning occurring”
by TYyrrePJ May 6, 2024
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Dylan

Yoooooo that is one meaty Dylan
That Dylan is ugly as hell ngl
by klapped October 17, 2022
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Dylan

the most amazing person in the world who is incredibly handsome, loving, funny, caring, and deserves more then he gets in life
His name must be Dylan cause his personality is incredibly brilliant
by little cringe ball December 18, 2017
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Dylan H

THe definition of rizz, has a smoking hot gf and he is smoking hot. 10/10 man. he is taken ladies.
Wow look at Dylan H he has such a fat harry pussy
by dylansgf December 10, 2022
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