ego cookies

Similar to ego waffles, but better. Ego cookies are the fuel to a woman's self esteem.

Sometimes a girl just needs some ego cookies.

by DevineLife January 7, 2017

Baking Cookies

Multiple hits to a web site which heats up its cookies ( those nasty tracking bits ) and often gets more advertising dollars accordingly.

The title of the story was a ruse for baking cookies and increasing revenue.

by dorkmier September 3, 2016

crushing the cookie

When you lose your virginity and break your hiemen.

Dude I just got done crushing the cookie I took her virginity!

by Ace Parker June 15, 2016

Rib Cookie

A process of eating the toppings off of a samoa cookie from the Girl Scouts when you are extremely stoned and allergic to the gluten in cookies.

Person 1: "Dude, you're eating my samoa cookie like its a rib..."
Person 2: "Mmm...rib cookie...nom nom nom."

by Hufflepuff7890 March 18, 2011

Soggy Cookie

A game where a group of guys gather around a cookie and take turns nutting on it. The first guy to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.

"Hey boys, you wanna head over to Tristans to play some soggy cookie?"

by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021

magic cookie

a very disgusting game involving a cookie and a bunch of gay guys in a circle

similar to limp biscuit

by Jim May 13, 2005

fortune cookie

They taste like poop and smell like it,too.

Johnny opened up his fortune cookie and it said "No matter what college or university you go to,your still gonna end up getting a crappy job"

by TheWiggidy November 4, 2003