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Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.
Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.
by LJ14000 June 26, 2021
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Cajun clam

The Cajun Clam is a sexually transmitted infection that is commonly spread around the New Orleans and Panama City Beach region, where it thrives deep in the snatches of low class hookers. The Clam spreads rampantly during the weeks of college spring breaks when it's most acceptable for college kids to throw all shame and dignity out the window for a week. The Cajun Clam has other street names depending on the region such as the CC or the Dirty Steamer.

Symptoms include:
A burning sensation while and/or after urinating
Dark red discoloration around infected area

Persisting odor

May experience cold ears due to restricted blood flow

Not receiving immediate medical attention can result in severe intestinal (including sphincter) ulcers

If treated properly, the effects of Cajun clam can be completely reversed.
"Hey man how'd your vacation go? Did you tame some strange?"

"Hell yeah pal, but I caught the Cajun clam from some one eyed bartender down during Mardis Gras"
by BigZHalfChub October 9, 2016
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clam patty

A vagina that is loose, saggy, and smells like fish.
Once I was her clam patty , I tapped out.
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by LaLa1914 September 7, 2016
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Downriver Clam Chowder

When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.
Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ¹
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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Glam clam

A vagina that is keen to the spotlight . Lights ,camera maybe , action ! It’s easy to lure from its coverings being that half the time it is already uncovered . Found throughout the globe and increasing in numbers daily. Thanks Internet .
I got some glam clam downloaded and lotion waiting on me fuck this circle jerk I’m riding hon solo .
by Fucking pineapple ???? October 4, 2021
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clam dogging

Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.
Quick Liza, stop the car! I'm clam dogging over here!!
by NewsCan123456 August 27, 2017
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