Cheese Toasty

When a guy ejaculates into a woman’s vagina, and then the woman proceeds to sit on a radiator, cauterising her vagina closed and cooking the mans cum inside her. Hence the name, cheese toasty.

Dave: So you’ll never guess what Jenner let me do last night
Chad: Bro did you give her a cheese toasty...
Dave: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by CheeseToasty July 12, 2019

Cheese Cake

Occurs in a men's locker room, the victim is bent over, tying their shoe or something when another male sticks his bare ass in his face and farts.

Damn yo, you got cheese caked before gym everyday this week.

by markus June 26, 2004

cheese grader

when a man rubs the tip of his penis onto a womans teeth

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An illustration of the cheese grader

by TwatSplitter July 19, 2010

cheese wagon

adj. word used to describe someone that behaves in a senseless manner.

David Lee Roth is a cheese wagon.

by Denise Pridgen June 23, 2004

cheese boy

this weird kid called aashay or something similar

AHAHHHA look, it's cheese boy!

by kkkkkkkkkkkk January 12, 2009

cheese-and-rice

Expressing dismay when you are too stupid or preoccupied to say fuck or an other word.

(airhead blonde drops something) Oh Cheese-and-rice!

by senior peaches July 20, 2003

Cheese Grater

When you take a shower with your partener and you shit in there and you make them push it down the drain with their foot.

I was with this chick last night while we were showering, I surprised her and made her do the cheese grater.

by kevin 12 May 8, 2008