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Bodyn, why are you so stupid
Bodyn by stupidscrub September 20, 2018

Bodybagged 

When you throw a towel at a woman's vagina to clean up
Yo I banged that bitch so good last night I bodybagged her pussy.

The Bodybuilder 

Either having sexual intercourse a legless woman or a midget woman by holding them underneath their arms and lifting them up and down on your dick. They key is to stand while performing.
Guy 1: "Man, i couldn't find any regular hooker's, so I went with the next best thing. The Bodybuilder"
Guy 2: "What the fuck? Why wouldn't you just whack off? I mean, did she atleast have legs?"
The Bodybuilder by G. Evan April 24, 2008

Marina Bodyrub 

...a wonderful massage by Marina or Bae.
The perfect stress reliever. I wish I could pay for a lifetime service; and cut out all the other customers. Such a sweet thing to have performed. Hands on the situation and everything semens to come out right, everytime.
Hey Frank, did you take my advice and get a Marina Bodyrub ?
Yes, I did Bro., and WOW you can do as long as you like, $200, $400, etc. but she always completely covers my hard to get at areas. I definitely think it's worthy of promoting.

Marina Bodyrub 

An Eros Massage that you can get by Marina, or any Bae.
Hey Frank, did you get a Marina Bodyrub ?
Yes, I did. It was 2 -4 hundred dollars, but worthy of promoting.
verb: to awe someone with the movement of your body in a sexual way.

noun: a person who does above action
Sarah is such a bodyfox. I couldn't look away when she started dancing.

I bodyfoxed some guy at the bar last night so he would buy me drinks.
bodyfox by bodyfox September 15, 2010