August 27

August 27th is a day where an asshole gets dumped

Hey it’s august 27 and I’m done putting up with your shit, you’re getting dumped you asshole!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch August 27, 2021

August 29th

August 29th is national ask a cute girl on a date day

Boy 1: "I'm going to go ask that cute girl out"
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "Because its August 29th"

by Johnsmith668 August 28, 2021

august

the month taylor swift created

“wow i cannot believe taylor named a month”
“she’s taylor what do u expect august is her creation”

by emmas.version September 3, 2021

Jasmine august

One of the hottest people on earth

Jasmine august is the best

Jasmine august makes me uncomfortable

Jasmine august spams my texts

by Supernannyspam June 2, 2021

August 19th

Give ur boyfriend head day

August 19th

by anonymous August 17, 2024

August 18th

August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day

Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number

by LARSISCOOLYT August 18, 2024

August 23-30th

EVIL week.

The official week where everything is EVIL.
Add EVIL to your usernames and act EVIL the whole time. 😈

“hey dude when's EVIL week? i gyatta get prepared” “august 23-30th!!!!” “thanks!”

by twinkitron2000 August 23, 2024