Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.

Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee

by Penkid69 May 16, 2022

Attack

make an aggressive or forceful attempt to defeat a rival team or player in a game, score a goal or point, or obtain or take advantage of an advantage.

From kickoff, the home team launched an attack.

by Arminkshipper July 6, 2024

Rush Attack

A fast and continuous battle cry, usually used when rapidly attacking your opponent.

Rush attacks:

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA, OOORAH!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA, MUDAAAA!

ARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARIARI, Arivederci!

VOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLAVOLA, Volare VIA!

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA, DORAAAH!

HORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORAHORA!

by Densest December 23, 2018

ethiopian gas attack

the act of farting during sexual activities on purpose while sitting on a partners face but pretending to make it sound like an accitdent

yo i gave my man an ethiopian gas attack last night it felt so good to do

by Esftsgsgw.gywgsgysgs January 15, 2020

Butch-Attack

Suddenly displaying very masculine behavior, through action or verbally by anyone , who does not usually do so.

"If that queen has a Butch-Attack you better run for the hills."

"Get yer Butch-Attack azz outta here, bitch. I ain't afraid of that bug spray!"

by Archer Ingersoll September 10, 2021

Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.

Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome

by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018